Decanted

Pour me out, baby.

Feb 25

barbeauxbot:

abrokenfishbowl:

closetospring:

beeseverywhere:

DICKS MOVE ON THEIR OWN

DICKS MOVE ON THEIR OWN AND I DON’T LIKE IT

true story i did not actually realize this was actually true until like, two years ago. at 21 or something. and when i did i went OHMYGODWHATJUSTHAPPENED.

I KNOW RIGHT?

I was not prepared for this and suddenly I had so many questions.

does it have a mind of its own?

Where is it going to come from?

Dicks do have a mind of their own. Fortunately, their thought process is easy to decipher. 

Here it is:

  • Oh hey there’s a thing I like
  • Wanna stick it in

That’s about it.

Wait wait wait, like… without the guy controlling it?

Posted at 12:11 AM 44 notes Tagged: 33 years oldtraining to be a healthcare professional
Source: beeseverywhere

  1. barbeauxbot reblogged this from decanted and added:
    Come on now I know you were married and have a child and you’ve made mention of other things. You have to have seen a...
  2. decanted reblogged this from barbeauxbot and added:
    Wait wait wait, like… without the guy controlling it?
  3. carboxylgroup reblogged this from barbeauxbot and added:
    either. It’s like some bizarre attached sea cucumber spooning into me.
  4. cornbred reblogged this from gusher
  5. theladyjess reblogged this from miliat and added:
    It’s only creepy when the human it’s attached to is for all intents and purposes unconscious and it is NOT…lol!
  6. ouyangdan reblogged this from miliat and added:
    BUT THEY MOVE OF THEIR OWN VOLITION! LIKE THE LEGS OF THAT GUY FROM LORD OF THE DANCE! Even when they aren’t all at...
  7. missl0nelyhearts reblogged this from miliat and added:
    cannot even IMAGINE having one. actually, that’s...all the time. but i am sort
  8. miliat reblogged this from theladyjess and added:
    This whole conversation is extremely entertaining, and I’ll go ahead and say I don’t find it creepy. I find it mostly...
  9. abrokenfishbowl reblogged this from closetospring and added:
    I KNOW RIGHT? I was not prepared for this and suddenly I had so many questions. does it have a mind of its own? Where is...
  10. closetospring reblogged this from abrokenfishbowl and added:
    true story i did not actually realize this was actually true until like, two years ago. at 21 or something. and when i...
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  15. superchalmers said: dicks do a lot of stuff on their own we learn to live with it
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