TO THE MANUFACTURERS OF PLUS SIZE TIGHTS/STOCKINGS.
First of all, thank you for existing. I know that you are as rare as the Slender-billed Curlew, and yet I still find you from time to time.
HOWEVER.
Please stop making all of your products control-top. Some people want that, fine, but offerings in non-control-top would be bought en masse. For one thing, I have no desire to compress my greater omentum until it turns from fat to a plastic encasing my intestines. For another thing, my hips bring the boom and the pow and you are fucking muffling them. Lastly, decorating my very fine legs should not involve a life-or-death struggle when it comes to my thighs.
Finally, as an offering, if you bring a greater selection of patterns to tights and leggings, in return, I will talk you up to all of my friends. Inquire at amazon regarding Pamela Belle’s writings to see if I can back that up or not. Please start with stockings that make it look like my legs are tattooed with tiny flowers.
Affectionately yours,
Deca
