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conzuconzuconzuconzuconzu: #1 life gaming priority level qtspacewizgurly above all else …why do i do this to myself lol. pix inc. What did you bet with Bryan? Not, like the stakes, but bet him that you’d level…. wat
Girl Talk: Garrus →
ded with school, so I don’t know if this is already making the tumblr rounds, but my favorite online magazine place just did a piece on our buddy garrus: Garrus Vakarian. Oh, Garrus: your typical lovable bad boy who wants to do good things and does that by doing bad things and does it all so well. Who is also a strangely attractive raptor-dinosaur-alien man who is good with a gun....
"Well, I think he's horrible."
lifeofkj: I’m with you, Jasper. Right there with you. Your random “Chains of Fate” thought of the day (just about to finish chapter 2). Oh man, this is going to be awesome.
Have A Baby? There Goes Your Job. →
liberalsarecool: Supreme Courts’s 5-4 decision yesterday to negate part of the Family Leave Act: “I’ll be damned if the conservatives on the Supreme Court weren’t getting jealous of all the congressional and state-level battles in the war on women and decided that they needed to take up arms themselves…. First, conservatives want to make sure you get pregnant by limiting access to birth...
Snarkbender: this is a reminder that in mass... →
neairaalenko: odiedragon: solheimr: I agree that it wasn’t a flawless game. And Diana Allers fucking sucks. But most of the issues you list have been with us the whole way along. They DID fix some of them. I’d rather a female krogan in a body-covering suit over none at all. I don’t understand why Bioware,… Adam Baldwin was too busy being crazy on Twitter to do some lines as...
omg they didn't reset the homework program with...
I CAN TOTALLY SLEEP WHEN I GRADUATE THIS RULES
Laying in bed with insomnia wide awake at 4am in...
so how did Jowan escape? I mean all of the templars could just scrape enough blood for five phylacteries out of their beards, right? And then he had to run past more templars to go out the gates and then there’s the boat guy and like, did he mind control everyone? I didn’t level up enough to get that spell until the deep roads. Is Jowan just, like, better at blood magic than me?...
Voice mail: Hi mom. I'm sorry that I'm late calling to let you know that I got off the bus and home, but I got a gift card at school so I decided to go shopping at wal-mart before I came home. Anyway I hope that you forgive me and I'm starting on my chore right now and, well, talk to you later!
Me: AUGH! AUGH AUGH!
Me: Wait does that mean she can do the grocery shopping now or what.
rurone: decanted: HOW MUCH DID YOU MISS ME FEEL FREE TO EXAGGERATE SO MUCH YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA OMG THAT GIF! <3 <3 <3
HOW MUCH DID YOU MISS ME FEEL FREE TO EXAGGERATE
I'm going to be gone to Colorado next week. ...
Know that I will miss you terribly, but my greatest desire is that you miss me just slightly more than that. 8D
The nice thing about insomnia is that sometimes OYD is still up and sometimes she even liveblogs cooking, which at 2am really seems like some kind of voodoo witchery to someone who lives on crackers and air.
A truly selfless mother would be willing to sacrifice her life to save her...– - prolifegirl-abortionsurvivor YEAH. It’s not the only way out, y’all! Because death! That is also an option. (via laceandcombatboots) You hear some some crazy shit from anti-choicers, but this is just fucked up. You can’t just tell people, actual people, people with loved ones who will be...
To everyone playing Mass Effect 3
come on, play faster. I miss you. You have given up sleep by now, right? Just get it over with quickly and then sob into your alcohol and then come back to make dick jokes with me. And then have patience when I finally end up buying it over summer break.